Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Flipper fury

People who wear flippers while doing laps in swimming pools are cheaters. Flippers were created for ocean use only i.e diving for treasure and body boarding. It is not, and I mean NOT, ok to wear flipppers in the medium lane of a lap pool. If you must wear flippers go in the FAST lane. Or here's an idea, use your legs. That's why you are swimming.

(Please note it is ok to wear flippers in a pool if you are old or have an injury)

2 comments:

Dances With Zombies said...

I think I must concur here wood. The use of flippers is ONLY ok in the ocean and bedroom. Even then it's only ok if there's more than two women involved!

If you're old or have an injury you should be at home eating blended pea's

Anonymous said...

i would wear flippers. i need all the help i can get.