Newsflash

I don't like spit. It grosses me out.

I had a dream last night that I ate a hard boiled egg but it split open and I ended up eating a lot of the shell. Now I keep on getting that crunchy flashback and it's making me feel sick. I also had another dream that I was having this massively intelligent conversation about ancient Greece. I remember thinking in my dream 'wow, this is kick arse dialogue', then I transported myself to someone's house where they told me to stuff their golden labrador into a kitchen cupboard. I did it, and surprisingly, it fit.