Thursday, April 22, 2010

Rap

I’m procrastinating, so I’m going to write some kind of rap instead. I’m not going to delete anything so the following is rap via a stream of consciousness.

Here it goes:

Yo, yo, I’ll tell y’all what I know,
Don’t go chasin’ peeps without a bow
Run little dawg, I’m coming after yo
Be scared, but don’t stoop too low

Low, low, how low can you throw
Skim the fields with one swoop yo
Low, low, how low can you throw
Skim the fields with one swoop yo

I go through bins, I leave scraps on my chin
But I’ll tell y’all somethin’, this is how I win
I won’t pay no tax, I let da man swallow my sin
And now I got more to leave to my kin

Low, low, how low can you throw
Skim the fields with one swoop yo
Low, low, how low can you throw
Skim the fields with one swoop yo

That's enough, I'm going to have lunch now.

3 comments:

Joel said...

"I go through bins, I leave scraps on my chin"

GENIUS.

Seriously this made me laugh. Loudly.

Wood said...

Yoel - there's even a recorded version....

Joel said...

Acapella or with a track?

Cos I could do a FUNKY beat for it.

It would rival Susan and Anton's foray into the world of chart-topping hits.