Wednesday, January 03, 2007

A love bite - my arse (well almost!)

So I ended the year off with being bitten by a bloody dog. Of course I get bitten by a dog when I've paid an obscene amount of money to go to an all you can drink party for New Years and get put on antibiotics to prevent infection. I ask you, who else but me would get bitten by both a dog and a donkey in their life? AND I've had my toes sucked by fish. Is this weird? Maybe I'm like a animal whisperer or something. Actually, that would mean that animals like me, not bite me. So maybe not. PLUS I reacted to the tetnus shot which went into the same side of my body as my bite. THEN later that night a mozzie bit me 4 times on my arm (same side as everything else of course).

I feel tainted.

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